An Open Letter to L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti and Police Chief Charlie Beck

I am writing today, with random unnecessary commas, to voice my concern and outrage over the increasing rich people that go jogging at 6am that the city is faced with. I’ve been living in the neighborhood between Koreatown and Hollywood of Los Angeles for the entirety of my life because it was affordable for my [...]

9 Clickbait Headlines for the Soul (You Won’t Believe Number 7!)

This Adorable Little Girl is So Brave Because If I Had Her Life I Would Have Already Offed Myself Wait Until You See Where Your Favorite Child Stars’ Missing Limbs Are Now Ten Ways to Finger Your Own Ass (Number Six Made My Wife Leave Me) Watch What Happens When a Wall Street Analyst Begins [...]