Let’s jump right in. Act One: Setup I used to act in commercials as a kid, and this got me a nifty membership into the Screen Actors Guild. The years passed and I maintained my membership into my teenage years. When I was 19, I received a letter letting me know that I had been … Continue reading That Time I Was The Weird Kid At An Event With Bryan Cranston and George Clooney
Ugh, here we go. Your friend Tiffany’s boyfriend Jimmy is in town for this week. Ring the goddamn alarm. You’ve known that he was coming into town this particular week because it’s all that Tiff has talked about for the past three months (you know, since the moment Jimmy left) and now he’s here. Too … Continue reading Oh God, It’s That Week When Your Friend’s Long Distance Boyfriend Is In Town
Oh my gosh, have you guys seen the debates? So many of them. So many. It’s like, we get it, you know? Me? I tried watching one of the Democrat ones but then I got like, real bored, so I just kind of dozed off. But I’m keeping up on Twitter. That’s the power of … Continue reading Of Course I Know Things About The 2016 Election. I’m Not An Animal!