Let’s jump right in. Act One: Setup I used to act in commercials as a kid, and this got me a nifty membership into the Screen Actors Guild. The years … Continue reading That Time I Was The Weird Kid At An Event With Bryan Cranston and George Clooney
Ugh, here we go. Your friend Tiffany’s boyfriend Jimmy is in town for this week. Ring the goddamn alarm. You’ve known that he was coming into town this particular week … Continue reading Oh God, It’s That Week When Your Friend’s Long Distance Boyfriend Is In Town
Oh my gosh, have you guys seen the debates? So many of them. So many. It’s like, we get it, you know? Me? I tried watching one of the Democrat … Continue reading Of Course I Know Things About The 2016 Election. I’m Not An Animal!