From Politics

How to Cope with the 2020 Election Without Crying

The 2020 election has been looming over our heads since 2016 (which was roughly 75 years ago), and now that it’s 2020 we are officially entering a year that is sure to be jam-packed with election coverage. There’s going to be nonstop media coverage, and even worse, nonstop Trump feedback on said media coverage. Legend…

ANNOUNCEMENT: I, A Dog, Am Running for President

Hello ladies and other ladies. I am Colin Guzman. Please hold your applause. I am excited to announce that I am running after a squirrel. Now I am running to the kitchen. Now I am running to the bathroom, and now the living room, and up the couch, and now I jumped off the couch,…