Hey you! Yes you! Life got you down? Thinking of doing a tequila enema?Threw your phone off a freeway bridge in an effort to avoid texting your ex, hit a police car’s … Continue reading How to Be an Excellent Hot Mess in Three Easy Steps!
Last year, I worked as an ER medical scribe and was present for over three thousand patient encounters. I was there for cases with people who had chronic conditions, people … Continue reading 6 Simple Ways To Improve Your Emergency Room Experience
Back in February, during a two month period of unemployment, I joined a food delivery app as one of their couriers (let’s call them FoodMonkeys because that’s what I feel … Continue reading What I Learned After Delivering Food In L.A. For A Month
I’m overweight and I’m fat. It’s not a secret and I find it liberating to say (Your Fat Friend sums it up better than I ever could here). I’m currently … Continue reading The Balancing Act of Trying to Lose Weight While Recovering From an Eating Disorder
I’m a hot mess. I fully understand that this is what people call “being in your twenties” but I thought that since I have a paper from school that says … Continue reading I’m Going To Pinterest DIY My Way To A Better Life
I went to the gym yesterday for the first time in about four months (thank you, I’ll be signing autographs after this piece) and noticed there were TVs everywhere I … Continue reading The News Workout
Bowling ball Curl up into a ball, have your partner stick three fingers in you, and have them roll you down your hallway. What could go wrong? *Erkel voice* Did … Continue reading 10 Sex Positions For This Valentine’s Day
It’s common to hear about child stars that became famous before they were ten years old and end up spreadeagled in front of a Hollywood nightclub a decade later, cameras … Continue reading How Being A Nonfamous Child Actress Messed Me Up
Help me out here, internet. I just called a grotesque lump of Play-Doh “beautiful” and she didn’t give me head. I don’t know what to do! I am such a good … Continue reading I Called A Disgusting Plus-Sized Woman Beautiful But She Still Didn’t Blow Me
There are some people you just can’t break up with. You know the ones: they won’t take a hint, they’re going through a major life trauma and you’re the bad … Continue reading Ten Surefire Ways To Get Dumped
Action-Comedy: Buff Daddy — this is probably already getting made Papa’s Got His Guns — the lead role will come down to who has the best agent Mr. Nice — he’s a substitute teacher by day, … Continue reading Future Movies
Oh hi! B and I really weren’t expecting anyone other than ourselves in our relationship, but make yourself at home, I guess. This is the Trophy Case of Previous Fights … Continue reading Welcome To My Relationship
