Tagged Funny

My Book is Out Today!

You can order paperback or ebook here: Amazon or local bookstore Rags to Rags is a funny collection of short essays about being the poorest kid in the room. Throughout my entire life, I’ve accidentally ended up in wealthy spaces regardless of my own personal poverty. As a kid a strange series of events led to me stumbling into…

ANNOUNCEMENT: I, A Dog, Am Running for President

Hello ladies and other ladies. I am Colin Guzman. Please hold your applause. I am excited to announce that I am running after a squirrel. Now I am running to the kitchen. Now I am running to the bathroom, and now the living room, and up the couch, and now I jumped off the couch,…

How to Be an Excellent Hot Mess in Three Easy Steps!

Hey you! Yes you! Life got you down? Thinking of doing a tequila enema?Threw your phone off a freeway bridge in an effort to avoid texting your ex, hit a police car’s windshield by accident, and now you can’t make bail? Does the metal underwire in your bra keep poking out and stabbing you in the armpit? It’s…

What I Learned After Delivering Food In L.A. For A Month

Back in February, during a two month period of unemployment, I joined a food delivery app as one of their couriers (let’s call them FoodMonkeys because that’s what I feel like) and this has been what I learned from a month as a FoodMonkey in Los Angeles. Ridiculous People Exist, They Are Out There And…