Tagged Politics

How to Cope with the 2020 Election Without Crying

The 2020 election has been looming over our heads since 2016 (which was roughly 75 years ago), and now that it’s 2020 we are officially entering a year that is sure to be jam-packed with election coverage. There’s going to be nonstop media coverage, and even worse, nonstop Trump feedback on said media coverage. Legend…

ANNOUNCEMENT: I, A Dog, Am Running for President

Hello ladies and other ladies. I am Colin Guzman. Please hold your applause. I am excited to announce that I am running after a squirrel. Now I am running to the kitchen. Now I am running to the bathroom, and now the living room, and up the couch, and now I jumped off the couch,…

Of Course I Know Things About The 2016 Election. I’m Not An Animal!

Oh my gosh, have you guys seen the debates? So many of them. So many. It’s like, we get it, you know? Me? I tried watching one of the Democrat ones but then I got like, real bored, so I just kind of dozed off. But I’m keeping up on Twitter. That’s the power of social media. Trump is like, so not good. He says all these words and I’m like, dude! And then the protestors at his rallies are like whoaaaa. People are punching people! Wow. And it’s like on Twitter? Unfathomable. And Ted Cruz… he’s like so… ! You…