Modern Cool Girl Doesn’t Mind Gender-Coded Insults

She’s fun. She’s hot. And she totally doesn’t mind you calling her a bitch. “It doesn’t bother me,” she says, taking a slow sip of her boyfriend’s favorite IPA that he recommended as he deemed her tequila sunrise “girly crap” even though it has a higher alcoholic percentage than his 7% batpiss. “Well Parvusisn’t really my boyfriend,” … Continue reading Modern Cool Girl Doesn’t Mind Gender-Coded Insults

That Time I Was The Weird Kid At An Event With Bryan Cranston and George Clooney

Let’s jump right in. Act One: Setup I used to act in commercials as a kid, and this got me a nifty membership into the Screen Actors Guild. The years passed and I maintained my membership into my teenage years. When I was 19, I received a letter letting me know that I had been … Continue reading That Time I Was The Weird Kid At An Event With Bryan Cranston and George Clooney

Tell Me More About How Much You Hate Millennials, You Old Fart

If I hear one more middle aged white person tell me how good I have it because I was born in the 90s, I’m going to literally barf so hard I shoot backwards across the room. Thank you, you reptilian artifact of a man, for letting me know I have it super easy as a … Continue reading Tell Me More About How Much You Hate Millennials, You Old Fart